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do you ever stop to think what it would be like if the dursleys were nice to harry? what if their reason for hating magic wasn’t simply that it was magic and they were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much but that it…

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from Secret Avengers #3

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hail hydra? no. all hail the glow cloud.

And is an active member of the school board.

We know next to nothing about where May’s from. And Night Vale has encounters with a Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency (tm). So now I’m imagining a season 2 AU/fusion thing where it turns out that HYDRA attempted to expand into Night Vale (via Strex maybe, I’m at least ten episodes behind so take that with a grain of salt), and they sent Ward to do that. So May gets Coulson to take the team to go there and take back Night Vale. Or just to take the team there even though Night Vale can defend itself because it’ll be a good vacation, right?

Bonus points for:

- Skye ends up adopted by Night Vale somehow

- Science Babies equal parts entertained and freaked out by all things Night Vale

- Possibly something with Trip and the Museum of Forbidden Technologies

- Ward makes the mistake of trying to take over the radio station. Then he has to flee the radio announcer… into the bathroom, where Highly Protective Khoshekh and various babies wound Ward very badly. Ward, in a last desperate measure, drags himself into Station Management’s office… and wasn’t there a thing in canon about the annual blood sacrifice to management? (Or is that a fic thing, or misremembered?)

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In CATWS when Sharon calls into SHIELD on her walkie, she says, “Foxtrot is down… he’s unresponsive, I need EMTs.” The response from the other side is, “Do we have a twenty on the shooter?”

She never said he’d been shot.

So either dispatch was very close-by and heard the shots, then put two and two together (unlikely, those shots sounded suppressed or they’d be much louder coming from that Barrett), or the person on the other end of the line was just really assumptive, or they were in on it that a hit had been put out on Nick Fury (IE a member of the Strike team or just Hydra in general?).


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no one has written a fic where steve, nat and sam try to figure out how to have sex in the back of nat’s sports car I’m devastated

i’m like half awake rn so sorry if this is shitty! 

When you have a brainwashed assassin rip the steering wheel right out of your hands on a highway, the only sane response is to become a particularly cautionary driver in the aftermath. Unfortunately, being in the habit of checking the rearview mirror frequently is something akin to dangling catnip in front of a feline when it comes to dating smoking hot Russian spies, because every time Sam Wilson takes his boyfriend and girlfriend out someplace, said smoking hot Russian ends up in the backseat with coyly half-lidded eyes and a hand down the front of her pants.

Sam always, always pulls over.

Unfortunately, they often take Natasha’s corvette, which – while just as sleek and sexy as its owner – is absolute horseshit, because it barely fits Natasha with her legs spread wide, let alone Sam and his super soldier slash professional dorito boyfriend.

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This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

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Okay but can I have a really lengthy, in-depth meta about Captain America and his USO girls?

Like how at first these girls are split down the middle on opinions of him… at the start, half are probably thinking this is just a job, just a gig, they’re lucky to find something this cushy during a damn war but god they’re going to have to put up with so much crap from this guy and he’ll probably be a cocky, high-maintenance diva at best or a sexist, womanizing diva at worst. And the other half is probably swooning and hoping they’ll get the chance to hop into bed with that gorgeous Greek god of a man. But the ones who flirt with him soon find he’s a stammering mess of ‘how do converse with dames?’ and soon after give up on trying to worm their way into his bunk because the guy is like a pillar of morality, won’t be budged, won’t compromise.

The girls take bets on whether he’s taken or gay, or both, to the point that it actually becomes a pool between these ladies and the stakes are pretty damn high. They could probably buy some nice war-bonds with that kind of money (snerk). So now some of the girls are probably a little bitter that they can’t be with Steve, but then one night after a show maybe some GI’s get too handsy, or maybe the Senator’s assistant tries to use his position to force one of the dancers into doing something they don’t want, or maybe some fellas got a little too drunk after the show and try their luck. But Steve’s there like some kind of avenging angel, tells the guys to back off, show some respect, no means no. When one sleazeball puts his hand up one of those red-and-white skirts without permission, he clocks the guy so hard he loses three teeth.

After that, the girls collectively just adore him. He’s usually pensive and keeps to himself, reading alone in his room instead of partying and picking up dames, even though they all know he could. He doesn’t drink (even before he knew the serum meant he couldn’t get drunk), but he does offer to escort the ladies back to their rooms after he sees first hand what they deal with on a daily basis. In return, when they see Steve being accosted by a particularly determined gal trying to get into his pants, and he really is just too much of a gentleman to give firm no and walk the hell away, they flutter around him all doting and smiles and accost him back to the hotel. He gives them that little sheepish grin and all his gratitude, and yeah, they have to admit they were completely wrong about him.

Steve Rogers in the modern day being completely supportive of all performers, being a very vocal feminist, and maybe even taking a shine to Stark’s Ironettes. Just not quite in the way Tony does (and maybe he tells Tony to be a little more respectful of his dancers… after all, they’re just trying to make a living).

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#Captain America #Steve Rogers #now I don’t think he’d be as wholesome as all that#but I do think Steve is a good person and would do this #but man#give me USO girls/Steve fun orgy parties (via fira211)